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Sunday, January 20, 2008

"Quotes Book" - The Holy Grail of Teachers Bloopers

1) Dont go so faster!!

2) Was the mediterranean ocean flowing in between?

3) You remove your shoe and come to my shoe!!

4) Am i speaking legibly?

5) Are u duff (are u DEAF)??

6) I will go from WORSE to BAD!!!

7) "If u dont confess immediately,i'll suspend u permanently.....for a week"

8) Y are u late 2 class...??say yes or no...

9) Speed of motor is 20 minutes per second..

10) I'll make u stand under the sun day n nite...

11) I hav 2daughters,both r girls...

12) Class quiet,i wanna hear silence...!!

13) Y are u afraiding 2come here...

14) I call one come, u come two come, how come???????

15) Durin the class, some monkeys were in the trees outside the window,

and everyone was lookin at them...so the lecturer said

"why are you lookin at the monkeys outside when im here"!!!

16) There are 3 important things that are important

17) The hills and mountains are exists from "time IMMORAL"!!!!!!

18) Every and each-body stand up ....

19) New classic - "I told you so many times that i wont repeat"

20) Rewrite it again

21) When u come, come with ur papers as u come

22) Please keep quiet...the principal just passed away in the corridor

23) I have no time to call all your names 4 d attendance.....so all the absentees please stand up

24) Why are u playing games??Is it???

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