Master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.
Masterji bole zyada he he ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar dunga.
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BHAGWAN ko GUSSA kab aata hai
?
?
Jab koi KUWARI Ladki PREGNENT ho jati hai
Aur uski Maa bolti hai . . . . .
HeY BhaGWaaN
Yeh Tune Kya kiya
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Mom::
Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat aage chalaye.
Girl::
Ladka to theek he but mota he.
Mom::
Tv chahe 14" ho ya 29" ka RIMOT "6" KA HI HOTA HAI.
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HE: Gaya
SHE: Ha
HE: Kesa laga
SHE: Acha laga
HE: Phir se dalu
SHE: Ha
HE: Kesa laga
SHE: Acha laga
HE: Aghar madam yeh wali Sandel achi hai to dedu
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GIRL-Arey Itna bada!
Muh mein kaise lungi?
BOY- Jaldi muh me lo.
GIRL- Oho sare kapde gile ho gaye.
BOY- Aur logi?
GIRL- Na baba Ye golgappe tum hi khaaoo!
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Ladki aur Chai me hamesha 6 Qualities dekho
1. Garam ho
2. Tez ho
3. Meethi ho
4. Doodh zyada ho
5. DO MINUTE ME TAIYAR HO
6. RAT ME SONE NA DETI HO
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SANTA>
Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyu pada?
BANTA>
Pata nahi yaar.
Meri photo neeche gir gayee thi.
Maine kaha>
Behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai
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Pehle haath me lo.
Fir sidha karo.
Fir muh me dalo.
Fir thuk lagao.
Fir andar ghusao.
Kitna mushqil Hota hai
sui me dhaga dalna
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Girl 2 her boss I'm being sexuly harased
B: How
G: this guy comes in evry mornin n says ur hair smells gr8
B:so whats d prblm in this
G: he's only 3ft tall
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