Subject : Sardar

Once upon a time, a sardar applied to a medical school -

needless to henever made it- you know why????

These are the
answers he gave.

Antibody -against everyone

Artery - the study of fine paintings

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria


Benign - what you be after you be eight

Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u

Caesarian Section - a district in Rome

Cardiology -advanced study of Poker playing

Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty

Chronic - neck of a crow

Coma -punctuation mark

Cyst - short for sister

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana

Dislocation - in this place

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans

Enema - not a friend

False Labor - pretending to work

Genes - blue denim

Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile

Impotent -distinguished / well-known

Labor Pain -hurt at work

Lactose - people without toes

Lymph - walk unsteadily

Microbes - small dressing gowns

Obesity - City of Obe

Pacemaker -winner of Nobel Peace Prize

Protein - in favor of teens

Pulse - grain

Pus - small cat

Red Blood Count - Dracula

Rupture -Ecstasy

Secretion -hiding anything

Subcutaneous -not cute enough

Suture - Gujrati for "what do you want"

Tablet - small table

Tumor - extra pair

Ultrasound -radical noise

Urine - opposite of you're out

Varicose - very close

Vas Deferens -extremely different

Vein - at what time?

Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny